In the begining was the plan, and then came the assumptions. and the assumptions were without form, and the plan was completely without subsatance and darkness was upon the faces of the users and they spake to those in design.

This is a crock of shit and it stinketh, and those in design went into the head designer and sayeth, it is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof, and the head designer went into the design manager and sayeth unto him. It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.

And the design manager went to the project manager and sayeth unto him, It is a vesel of fertiliser and none may abide by its strength, and the project manager went to his director and sayeth, It contains that which aids plant growth and it is a very strong and the director went to the chief executive and sayeth unto him, It promoteth growth and is very powerfull.

And the chief executive went to the minister and sayeth unto him. This powerfull new plan will actively promote growth and efficency of the project and its staff in particular and the minister looked upon the plan and saw it was good and hence the plan became policy.